what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
My boyfriend has declared war on a garbage can
It’s on the college campus by his parents house. Every time he had to walk by that thing, which used to be often, BAM! Kicked it over. I’d remind him someone’s gotta clean that up, but his retort was nothing was ever in it, so no mess. And he’s right
I told him that now that he’s got his own place, the garbage can is winning the war
He is now determined to steal it and throw it off a bridge
Do men grow up?
ever notice that really cheap “sports cars” try really really hard to look like they’re going very fast when they’re standing still… but really expensive ones like Lamborghinis give off the feeling they’re hardly moving, even at 150 mph?