Cats stuck in things
the most punk rock dog in the world
(Source: aquaticwonder)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
WHERE HAVE YOU ALL BEEN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES
THIS SHIT’S BEEN AROUND FOR AGES
WELCOME TO HEAVEN BITCHES
(Source: kellymagovern)
I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit
EXCUSE ME
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon?
OMFG AW
(Source: ryulongd)
My boyfriend has declared war on a garbage can
It’s on the college campus by his parents house. Every time he had to walk by that thing, which used to be often, BAM! Kicked it over. I’d remind him someone’s gotta clean that up, but his retort was nothing was ever in it, so no mess. And he’s right
I told him that now that he’s got his own place, the garbage can is winning the war
He is now determined to steal it and throw it off a bridge
Do men grow up?
(Source: bigbryan)
ever notice that really cheap “sports cars” try really really hard to look like they’re going very fast when they’re standing still… but really expensive ones like Lamborghinis give off the feeling they’re hardly moving, even at 150 mph?
The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED AUDIO ***SPOILERS***
Guise. We’re so disappointed. You had one job. ONE JOB.
stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits)
(Source: 3daysgobyy)
(Source: jimhalpert)
